Today I would like to be...
1) A Dandy swanning around nineteenth century London wearing a frock coat and monocle and carrying a cane.
2) The 'secret' boyfriend of any Premiership football player (except Ashley Cole), forced to live in the shadows and smuggled out of the players' lounge after big matches under a blanket.
3) A talented psychologist headhunted by MI5 to work on covert operations making my life a real-life version of Spooks (as long as I get to snog Rupert Penry-Jones).
What three things would you like to be today?
15 comments:
1)An NHS nurse so I can attend George Michael's gig at the Camden Round House this evening
2)One of two blokes I saw on the Central Line the other evening, equally gorgeous and loved-up!
3)A 19 year old student with none of the grown-up worries I seem to have since graduating
I would like:
1)A steamy Session with Danny Dyer with him wearing the shorts he had on throughout The Business around his ankles,
2) to be able to call myself Fabulous. As in, "Hello, my name is Fabulous"
3)To go to see Aerosmith at Madison Square Gardens and invite them back to my hotel room at the Plaza.
Actually, make 3)Kerr Smith's thong!
RB: You can keep George Michael, but I feel numbers 2 and 3. PS: Who's Kerr Smith?
TM: Yes, yes and yes.
1) Perez Hilton. Give me watching celebrities over my job any day.
2) Jack Bauer's new squeeze. Who he would have to rescue of course.
3) Getting ready to launch my bid for a Christmas Number One single that would beat Leona's.
Isn't Kerr Smith that guy from Dawson's Creek?
Han: You're going to be very busy then celeb-spotting, being kidnapped and going straight to number one.
Of course, now I remember; he was the 'gay' one, right?
Kerr Smith is indeed Jack from Dawson's Creek! I was going to say Philip Olivier, but I know he's D.B's man
Ok, that seems fair.
RB can have the Dawson's freak, TM will have Mr Dyer, Han's being squeezed by Kiefer and I will stick with Philip 'The Muscle' Olivier.
That's that sorted.
Dawson's freak...he's gorgeous! Least I now don't have to share
I see Redboy has called dibbs on Kerr Smith. He is so dishy. Yum yum.
1. Have Il Divo banned as a Christmas present.
2. Uber steamy session with Ryan Phillippe.
3. A bag of Jelly Babies.
SSD: Il Shitto should definitely be banned.
Having read other people's choices, I am now going to amend my three wishes.
Today I would like to be...
1) Rogered senseless by Philip Olivier.
2) Rogered senseless by Danny Dyer.
3) Rogered senseless by Ryan Philippe.
Great.
Today I would like to be:
1) In a time machine, which I would program for the day after Christmas. I am so unprepared for this fucking disaster of a commercialized holiday.
2) In a warm climate. Wearing much less, slacking off much more. I hate snow.
3) Naked in a hot tub. With someone young, firm, well-endowed, enthusiastic.
Yes... after Christmas, somewhere warm, having hot tub sex. That'll do nicely.
1) Angelina Jolie. Just once I would like to sleep with Brad Pitt.
2) Colin Firth's wife.
3) Fantastically breastically endowed so that men would stare at my cleavage and be immediately cast under my spell.
Denim Boy I have thought of a single 'want' that might be considered better than all 3 of your previous choices....
Be rogered senseless by Philip Olivier, Danny Dyer AND Ryan Philippe in a fabulous foursome.
LFM: Your three choices gazump mine. Getting screwed in between sunbathing sessions without the fear of Crimbo is a fabulous idea.
Eileen: Welcome babes! I wouldn't go for the breastages myself, but anything to put a spell on men is fine by me. As are Brad and Colin.
SSD: Clearly I'm setting my sights too low and should have plumped for the 4-way earlier!
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