Should not be allowed
Novelty ties with pictures of snowmen are one thing.
And socks picturing Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer have been annoying people for years.
But what's that I hear from a co-worker on the next bank of desks? They have a Christmas-themed ring tone on their mobile phone?
Fun. And what festive pop gem have they opted for?
Oh goody, it's Shakin' Stevens with 'Merry Christmas Everyone'.
And this is a 32-year old man. With a wife and kids.
Now I've got to go and find something sharp in the kitchen to cut my ears off just so I don't have to listen to it one more time.
Cretin.
7 comments:
What a tit! Why such surprise at Christmas, like it's never happened before? I am looking forward to it, but some people's responce to this ANNUAL celebration is tragic.
Too true, RedBoy.
It is most certainly a Christmas tragedy.
I've eaten a tube of Pringles to myself and now I want to die.
Hmmm, that was terribly melodramatic.
I have large dangly earrings shaped like red Christmas lights, that actually flash on and off.
It would be horrendous, except that wearing them makes me feel like a prostitute advertising myself (you know -- red light district?).
If I cut off my ears to avoid hearing annoying holiday ring tones, I wouldn't be able to wear my Christmas hooker earrings.
Fweng: See, Christmas is nothing but shit.
LFM: Could you not hang the earrings from somewhere else?
You can always steal the motherfucker's phone.
SSD: That would actually be easier and would involve a lot less blood.
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