
#3 in an occasional series* - Philip Olivier
Scarlet was not impressed with the idea of me missing her birthday drinks in favour of a
Scally hoe-down
, so I had no choice but to blow Phil off. And not in the good way.As my boyfriend, Philip Olivier, will have missed me, I have popped him in at number 3 in my list.
Look at the picture. I need say nothing more.
* Not so much 'occasional' as 'once a week'.
I will admit that this guy has a good body, if unnecessarily oily. I like to think I'm headed that way, albeit with an extra stone or two and less definition and oil.
ReplyDeleteI have directed two lavender gentlemen in your vague direction. Expect crude comments soon.
"I will admit this guy has a good body"... well, yeah.
ReplyDeleteOr, as one might say, hubba hubba. Zowee. Yum.
Bring me a napkin to wipe me seat, that man is HOT!
ReplyDeleteFweng: This 'guy' has THE body. He is the Prince of the Scallies and this is why we are embroiled in a torrid love affair (that he doesn't know about).
ReplyDeleteLFM: I hear that, sister!
TM: That we didn't go to see him at the Scally Final at Fire is the crime of the century, nay, the millennium.
Fweng: PS, these comments from the lavenders had better be very crude indeed.
ReplyDeleteTheir tardiness appalls me.
ReplyDeleteHave I spelt 'appalls' correctly? That appalls me too.
Fweng: 'Appalls' is correct. Whereas your friends are tardy queer bastards.
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